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tfw you have to join culture because the sex is too good

grim

lololololol

don’t mentally read in Plankton’s voice: challenge level: impossible

I’m a casher in the US of fuckin A and I can assure you that we don’t care on a personal level what you do. If someone not having or wanting to enter a phone number at the register is the weirdest customer thing that happens in a shift then it’s the most relaxed shift of my damn life.

the US, the riding lawn mower of countries

hey now why’d you have to crop it so we don’t get to see how fucking old this tweet screencap is?

I literally logged into threads for the first time to lurk. Carrie is…posting images from a book she’s reading. And then I remember that whatever her traumatic experience was and whatever the reason for the podcast’s end it’s not really any of my business 🤷

I think I’ve let go of MU for forever, but it was hard to do because Ben reading a firsthand account of a paranormal sighting really used to give me the feels back in the day

nothing 🫡💲

Oh No Ross and Carrie was my gold standard of podcast… until they ended after 13 years… two days ago… 🥲

he had something special in their first act, then he got his buddy and it became a decent smart guy/dumb guy podcast in their second act, and then they made a gross hard right wing turn for their third act ☹️

Gary Jennings’ Aztec. Come for the historical accuracy of pre-columbian exchange Central America, stay for the depressing twisted sickening outlook.

wholly chao

ty

yep, living in San Francisco made me a shoes off indoors guy, for every p you listed*

*except for prions. mmmm, delicious prions

14 zuckabucks

book holder opener