Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I’ve worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there’s enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.
Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?
Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.
Wish that were me, I just want to feel alive again
How hard does she punch?
Enough to hit the sound out of him
I’d like to think hard enough that it’s a different sound guy every show
Depends how much she pays him and how much he simps her. Lots of people would pay to get punched anywhere by Taylor Swift.
I take back my thoughts about volunteering.
i couldn’t even name or recognize one of her songs. but i’d do it, and put it on my résumé, too.
I bet you know some of her songs even if you can’t identify them as hers. She’s that inescapable.
I know that one about play play play. Someone karaoked it last Halloween at a friend’s party.
And the haters hate hate hate?
And she’s just gonna shake shake shake ?
If so you can thank Max Martin. You may not know his name but you’ve without a doubt you’ve heard a lot of his work.
I’m sure somebody with this kink thinks it’s their time to shine
