🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 days agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down11
arrow-up129arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 days agomessage-square91fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-222 days agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.