return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 days agoStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?message-squaremessage-square398fedilinkarrow-up1306arrow-down111
arrow-up1295arrow-down1message-squareStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 days agomessage-square398fedilink
minus-squareWadeTheWizard@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up73·11 days agoWashing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·10 days agoOnly straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
minus-squarehitmyspot@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 days agoI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.