I’ll go first. After your turn the water off in the shower but before you get out, use your hands to wipe off any standing water on your body. Maybe even give your legs a bit of a shake. This way, you won’t drip nearly as much when you get out, keeping the floor and your towel drier.
But which of my 300 “few minute chores” do I start with?
The one nearest.
Are you telling me to pleasure myself!? I am offended!
The first one.