A searchable PDF of the memoir includes 10 mentions of the word “couch” or “couches,”
…But at no point in his memoir does Vance write about performing sex acts on a couch
AP: “We’re not actually reading that garbage but Ctrl+F find nothing.”
An Associated Press reporter reviewed pages 179 to 181 in a physical copy
AP: “We’re not actually reading that garbage but Ctrl+F find nothing.”
“Ok,we read 3 pages.”
“AP… did you eat your vegetables?”
“Oh? Oh Really? Well how many did you eat?”
“No. I mean eat. Not just pushed around the plate…”
“That’s it. No more couch fuckin’ til you’ve finished your corn!”