And of course the Kickites used feet shaped vessels
Got my laugh in for the day.
Did carrying around this cup grant the person unlimited free refills?
Sorry, we don’t carry Taurus Dew, is Sinai Mist okay?
My dyslexic ass thought this said Hitler’s cup, and nothing made any sense.
Time travelers trying to kill Hitler resulted in time-traveling Hitler, King of the Hittites
what have we done
Sure it’s not a 1400s BC hulk fist toy?
Gilgamesh smash!
ATBGE
Show me you’re a bellicose asshole without saying you’re a bellicose asshole.
On the one hand, I find the Bronze Age in the Middle East fascinating, for it being the wobbly but ultimately successful dawn of civilization that persists to this day, the beginning of systematic record-keeping and writing that spawned many arts and sciences, the beginning of large-scale social infrastructure and international trade, etc.
On the other, I find that too much of Iron Age history in the Middle East is a mind-numbing succession of kings and wars and invasions, power struggles and pillaging and petty tyrants. This is when my eyes glaze over and drift towards the Mediterranean instead, towards Greece and Carthage.
I read it as 1400 AD and needed the comments to realise that it is 3.5 thousand years old
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