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    Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

    To do battle

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    Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    • Almacca@aussie.zone
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      The geese care not for your puny gods.

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      The geese will show no mercy.

      • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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        Nor I. One of us shall bathe this evening in blood.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Metal Goose Solid

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    • don@lemmy.ca
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      “Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

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      Yet man continues in their folly to unseat the goose.

      We are witnessing the hubris of man.

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      HONK! HONK! HONK!

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      yhea, you think himself after made in god’s image?

      do you really think God is an ape with bad back and hair loss? said heresy seems grotesque, even to me, and I’m an atheist.

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        A goose wrote this

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      If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you’ve got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

      • Knacht @lemmy.world
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        Usually over night will do it.

      • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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        Take about 10-15% off there Goosey Funk

    • Laser@feddit.org
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      PREDICTABO

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      I commend your bravery and will mourn your loss

    • mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr
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      Humans 🤣

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      MEOW

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      Second they hiss you’ll be runnin they always be runnin. 🪿

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