Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?

Another day, more crimes from the President of the United States going unpunished.

Eau de Bouffon

So can anyone release a fragrance called “Loss 46”?

Could even use the logo:

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Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) got a little too specific when he attempted to describe Donald Trump’s body odor while speaking to Jimmy Kimmel this week.

“What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.

“So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.

“That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.

“A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”

I’ve heard about Trump’s scent. No thanks.

Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert

Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin

The model he used….such delusion…

God this guy is the worst. The shit he peddles belongs in a mid mall kiosk.

This is the kind of shit I was hoping to see out of Charlie Sheen…

Essence el shit.

The body fragrance will smell like human shit. Then he should sell an aftershave that smells like piss. For that freshly golden showered feel.

rocks back and forth

It’s satire, don’t worry, it’s definitely satire, it’s all satire

They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.

Does it smell like the used diaper of the president?