If you want weird, look at the Athanasian Creed. Here’s a snippet:
“… For there is one Person of the Father; another of the Son; and another of the Holy Ghost.But the Godhead of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, is all one; the Glory equal, the Majesty coeternal.Such as the Father is; such is the Son; and such is the Holy Ghost.The Father uncreated; the Son uncreated; and the Holy Ghost uncreated.The Father infinite; the Son infinite; and the Holy Ghost infinite.The Father eternal; the Son eternal; and the Holy Ghost eternal.And yet they are not three eternals; but one eternal.As also there are not three uncreated; nor three infinites, but one uncreated; and one infinite.So likewise the Father…” and it goes on and on and on like this, never actually saying what they are. It’s a headache to get through.
If you want weird, look at the Athanasian Creed. Here’s a snippet:
“… For there is one Person of the Father; another of the Son; and another of the Holy Ghost.But the Godhead of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, is all one; the Glory equal, the Majesty coeternal.Such as the Father is; such is the Son; and such is the Holy Ghost.The Father uncreated; the Son uncreated; and the Holy Ghost uncreated.The Father infinite; the Son infinite; and the Holy Ghost infinite.The Father eternal; the Son eternal; and the Holy Ghost eternal.And yet they are not three eternals; but one eternal.As also there are not three uncreated; nor three infinites, but one uncreated; and one infinite.So likewise the Father…” and it goes on and on and on like this, never actually saying what they are. It’s a headache to get through.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athanasian_Creed