health secretary said we gotta put rocks and glue on all pizza

So… Pebbledash pies only?

looks like.

But we can have other toppings too still, right?

yep! I made sure to check. Pebbles sausage and glue is cleared.

But we still get to have vaccines, right?

yeah. I asked. Also, taking flouride out of the water

…why!?

replacing it with LSD.