I was at a concert at an amphitheater. The headlining band was about to come on and I was at the front of the lawn with some other guys that I didn’t know. I suggested that when the band takes the stage, if we all jump the bars to be right by the stage, reasoning that they can’t catch all of us. They agreed to jump with me. They didn’t and I got caught by a security guard who knew exactly what was about to happen.

He was angry and roughed me up more than what was reasonable. On the way to kick me out of the venue, I informed him that I wanted to file a complaint about him. He took me to their admin office to write a complaint. He didn’t tell the admin lady that I needed to be kicked out after and she just let me go when I was done.

I re-entered the show at the back of the lawn on the other end of the venue, far away from where he was posted. I got to stay for the rest of the show. Technically illegal because at that point I was trespassing, but nobody knew to enforce it except for one guy who didn’t see me.