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    weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

    Call me an uber

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    Call me an uber

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    weird@sub.wetshaving.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      12 hours ago

      This made me laugh. Sent to a friend. Cheers.

    • sprite0@sh.itjust.works
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      everyone saying it’s reposted but the roles/genders were flipped did y’all miss that!?

      • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Thought I was trippin. Funny, the meme was also flipped. Cute.

    • Consti@lemmy.world
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      Did you really mirror the image part to repost this? Even the watermark is flipped

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        Kudos to everyone who doesn’t notice gender

      • whimsy@lemmy.zip
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        Peak comedy

      • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Upgrades, people, upgrades!

    • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      24 hours ago

      What is the meaning of calling someone an uber?

      • CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works
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        In the actual context what he means is “call an uber driver for me” but due to language ambiguity she answers “you are a uber” as if he asked to be named this way.

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          Oh right, got it, I just assumed uber is some new slang I am not aware of

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      You are weird.

      • weird@sub.wetshaving.socialOP
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        I am! Thank you!

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      Is it me not getting it, or is it just supposed to be funny as it is? Because it’s not

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        He asked for her to call him an Uber.

        She literally called him an Uber.

        He wasn’t amused. Neither was she, so she kicked him out for not having a sense of humor.

        • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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          Strike that, reverse it.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            Wow ok. Fixed. I am so used it to being the guy who’s making the dumb jokes I didn’t even notice lol

    • Aarrodri@lemmy.world
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      Why repost within hours?

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