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    Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

    Anon ups his fibre intake

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    Anon ups his fibre intake

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    Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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      Bro forgot to drink more water too

      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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        you don’t necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

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          You know you’re just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

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            no I’m not drinking, I’m eating

            • Atropos@lemmy.world
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              • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
              • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I too love chewing ice.

                • mysticpickle@lemmy.ca
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                  But your tooth enamel certainly doesn’t :<

                  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    Oh, it can’t be that bad.

                    googles it

                    Oh fuck.

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                    snow?

              • Sergio@lemmy.world
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                something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

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              you… chew… soup?

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                Oh boy, I can’t wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

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          Water based cooking wins again.

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          Soup might do the trick, but stuff like coca cola definitely doesn’t.

          People say that a terrible diet will make you die earlier and that doesn’t scare anybody. They should be telling that before dying there will be several years where you’ll need to use your hands to scoop the shit out of your ass.

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            It’s like with cigarettes. The time lifestyle changes add or subtract comes off the now part.

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