The subtitle was the most important part of the story IMO

Alleged perpetrator was questioned by officers on the scene, subject was asked to identify who is a good boy, and if he (alleged perp) is indeed the good boy. Alleged perp responded in the affirmative and was released with no further questions.

lol he swapped seats and everything, that’s great! Not the drunk driving, ofc, but to be a fly on the wall for that stop, woof!