Ponder.cat
  • Communities
  • heart
  • search
    • Login
    • Sign Up
    • Communities

    • heart
      Support Lemmy
    • search
      Search

    • Login
    • Sign Up
    rabber@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

    Table service

    lemmy.ca

    message-square
    11
    fedilink
    480

    Table service

    lemmy.ca

    rabber@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago
    message-square
    11
    fedilink
    alert-triangle
    You must log in or register to comment.
    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      10 days ago

      Why would a server do… Oh! Like a waiter!

      • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        32
        ·
        10 days ago

        That Linux really is something else

      • Turret3857@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        26
        ·
        10 days ago

        No but for real I was like “tf my homelab got to do with this” 😭

      • Hupf@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        10 days ago

        They take care of the house while the master is away 👐

    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      10 days ago

      For a second there I was confused why a computer is asking you about your food

    • Snowclone@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      10 days ago

      just do a thumbs up, bro. thumbs up means your cool.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      10 days ago

      Two minutes or two bites, but realistically when you can get to it. You wanna make sure they got everything they ordered, and it’s not burnt or undercooked or anything. The alternative is having to wait to get something fixed if it’s messed up. Source: 7 years a server.

    • riot@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      10 days ago

      Or in my case today, they asked before I’d even tasted the food, lmao.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      10 days ago

      Some do it on purpose, according to Ask The Other Site. Lol

    • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      10 days ago

      If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”

    • sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      10 days ago

      👍🏼

    Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

    lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

    Subscribe from Remote Instance

    Create a post
    You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

    Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

    Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


    Rules:

    1. Be Respectful

    Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

    Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

    …


    2. No Illegal Content

    Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

    That means:

    -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

    -No CSA content or Revenge Porn

    -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

    …


    3. No Spam

    Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

    -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

    -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

    -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

    -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

    …


    4. No Porn/Explicit

    Content


    -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

    -Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

    …


    5. No Enciting Harassment,

    Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


    -Do not Brigade other Communities

    -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

    -No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

    -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

    …


    6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

    -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

    -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

    …

    If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


    Also check out:

    Partnered Communities:

    1.Memes

    2.Lemmy Review

    3.Mildly Infuriating

    4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

    5.No Stupid Questions

    6.You Should Know

    7.Comedy Heaven

    8.Credible Defense

    9.Ten Forward

    10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


    Reach out to

    All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

    Visibility: Public
    globe

    This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

    • 4.21K users / day
    • 9.92K users / week
    • 16.7K users / month
    • 33.2K users / 6 months
    • 2 local subscribers
    • 32.6K subscribers
    • 8.42K Posts
    • 158K Comments
    • Modlog
    • mods:
    • Striker@lemmy.world
    • Aer@lemmy.world
    • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
    • Decoy321@lemmy.world
    • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
    • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
    • UI: unknown version
    • BE: 0.19.8
    • Modlog
    • Instances
    • Docs
    • Code
    • join-lemmy.org