i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.
it’s a egg white replacement.
it would just curdle in hot drinks
What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes
Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
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Just today’s lucky 10,000 for this topic ig
That readers also enjoy section under it…hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.
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Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”
Blood too :D
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
Probably?
Probably? PROBABLY? Where’s your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?
At the bottom of a case of Gatorade and zinc supplements. Give him a bit…
You’re quite right, professor. I’ll start the grant application right away!
Just leaving Semenology here
Or blood.
As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.
Black pudding is great
That’s why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.
Accidental art history major. Tempera paints are great.
Cumpera?
They said Mind not…
There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross
interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it’s considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross
My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.
