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    Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

    Stable build go brr

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    Stable build go brr

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    Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      12 days ago

      Literally just happened

      Lemmy’s prophetic

      • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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        Wait… what?

        Edit: Oh you motherfucker…

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          Idgi

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            My edit is referencing to what I think the joke is. That he’s saying I’m the Alpha and but he’s the stable and superior version.

          • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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            same, what’s going on? c/outoftheloop

            • no banana@lemmy.world
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              12 days ago

              Male

              • expatriado@lemmy.world
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                in Lemmy you’re either male or trans woman

                • no banana@lemmy.world
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                  Or a secret third thing probably

                  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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                    yea, i forgot bananas

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        Maybe use a tissue or a sock next time, “full release” male mmkay?

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      I’m a stable male

      • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml
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        I’m a rolling release male myself

      • N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m more of a long-term support male myself

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        I’m a fork male

        • Lena@gregtech.eu
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          Fork me 😏

          (Github)

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        Stop horsing around!

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      I’m a gold candidate male, but even if I pass QA, I’ll probably still need a day 1 patch.

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        Bug report: During QA this branch started masturbating furiously and wouldn’t stop. The bug can be reproduced by introducing furry porn into memory.

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      Full release male when a GOTY edition male comes in:

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      I was rushed and there is no one out there to fix me in prod…

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      I’m like arch, on a rolling release model so I get weekly updates. Lots of weird driver interactions because I’m on non standard hardware, but a pretty stable system for daily driving all around.

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      And some are eternally stuck in the PoC/MVP phase.

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        “Viable” is a bold assumption

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      Hello. I am your friend.

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      I am a power surge that takes it all down.

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