• o7___o7@awful.systems
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    edit-2
    7 days ago

    Douglas Adams once identified these guys as a class of prostitute, then cleverly wrote it in a funny book so that no one would get mad at him.

    • -dsr-@awful.systems
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      edit-2
      6 days ago

      “Do you want to have a good time?” said a voice from a doorway.

      “As far as I can tell,” said Ford, “I’m having one. Thanks.”

      “Are you rich?” said another.

      This made Ford laugh.

      He turned and opened his arms in a wide gesture. “Do I look rich?” he said.

      “Don’t know,” said the girl. “Maybe, maybe not. Maybe you’ll get rich. I have a very special service for rich people…”

      “Oh yes?” said Ford, intrigued but careful. “And what’s that?”

      “I tell them it’s OK to be rich.”

      Gunfire erupted from a window high above them, but it was only a bass player getting shot for playing the wrong riff three times in a row, and bass players are two a penny in Han Dold City.

      Ford stopped and peered into the dark doorway.

      “You what?” he said.

      The girl laughed and stepped forward a little out of the shadow. She was tall, and had that kind of self-possessed shyness which is a great trick if you can do it.

      “It’s my big number,” she said. “I have a Master’s degree in Social Economics and can be very convincing. People love it. Especially in this city.”