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    Value Subtracted@startrek.website to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 15 days ago

    Carney limits G7 guests to one assassination each

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    Carney limits G7 guests to one assassination each

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    Value Subtracted@startrek.website to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 15 days ago
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    OTTAWA – After inviting Indian PM Narendra Modi Prime Minister Mark Carney issued strict rules for the upcoming G7 meeting in Kananaskis, Alberta, limiting assassinations to one per guest nation. “The Prime Minister understands it’s not fair if only one country gets to do a murder in Canada,” said a PMO spokesperson. “Now everyone gets […]
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    • recursive_recursion they/them@lemmy.ca
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      “We have not yet chosen our victim, but it will likely be someone online making Italian food wrong. Cream in the carbonara, that kind of thing.”

      lmao😂

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        Penne lisce is a capital crime.

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          Straight to jail

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      and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer demurring that his country used theirs up during colonialism, “and then some.”

      Amazing.

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      Nailed it! Lol

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      Do you think Carney will allow Germany to trade theirs for draft picks later?

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      if any country is going to upstage the event, it will likely be Japan, whose preferred assassination method is wacky game shows.

      Maybe it’s slightly obscure, but first thing that came to mind was that this is an

      spoiler

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      reference. I never got into Japanese game shows though, so I guess there’s a more generic reference I’m missing.

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        Japan has very random game shows that no one else understands

        https://www.ranker.com/list/the-all-time-most-messed-up-japanese-shows/cdu827

        https://www.ordinaryreviews.com/weirdest-japanese-game-shows

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          I watched a vid on #2, that was crazy messed up and I recommend a mini documentary or finding an interview with the poor dude

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      Given the G7’s relatively isolated site and few access roads it could turn into one hell of a murder mystery!

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