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    ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

    From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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    From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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    ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, I just pulled my neck from reaching directly in front of me to open a cabinet. Can’t turn my head in either direction without extreme pain. On day 4 now.

      P.S. That font needs to die in a fire.

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOP
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        Warranted. I’ll use something less jarring next time.

      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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        I threw my back out brushing my tongue.

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        Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.

        Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.

        If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.

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      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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        Same: I guess our sigis were getting old is our need for a stronger vision prescription.

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          In fairness, I could have picked a more legible font. There’s plenty of other snazzy art deco type faces to choose from the next time I want to point out and share some misery.

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          • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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            Nothing says old like comic sans.

    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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      I did throw out my back jumping up one time

    • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Fun fact: holding in a sneeze can cause a brain aneurysm and kill you instantly.

      Can also cause ejected bowels, torn windpipes, and other fun things.

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2591480/amp/Teenager-SNEEZES-death-Mothers-despair-17-year-old-son-suffers-brain-haemorrhage-following-sneezing-fit.html

      • SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip
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        Source that isn’t the Daily mail: https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/awards-held-memory-stockton-teen-6888826

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      ha noob, I did it sleeping

      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        I was lying in bed when I sneezed and hurt my back.

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Cracked a rib sneezing once, am I in the game?

        • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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          The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      I strained a muscle doing a yoga.

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      Lower back specifically. Sneezing, not sitting straight on the couch even for just a few minutes, lying prone for an extended period, etc.

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        Gotta work on your deadlift family 2

    • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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      I strained my eyes trying to read the word “sigis”.

    • Zess@lemmy.world
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      Sleeping*

    • pezhore@infosec.pub
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      Sometimes when I sneeze, my arm hurts.

      I’m fairly certain it’s not a heart attack.

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        But you have to think about it every time…

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      probably just not eating enough phosphor, magnesium and sodium

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      44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

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      I picked up my towel from the bathroom floor, dammit mom!

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      Other signs is making weird noises every time you sit down or stand up.

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      Strained a muscle? Must be nice. I cracked a rib sneezing this winter.

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