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    weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 26 days ago

    If there was a dark pattern competition...

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    If there was a dark pattern competition...

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    weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 26 days ago
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      I love being able to build my own site that works like a motherfucking website. This example is even simpler, but in general, unless I am actively adding products to a cart, your website shouldn’t do jack but display media. Tired of all this modern web shit that attacks you every time you open a page.

      Looking at you, every news site in existence

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        What’s so refreshing about motherfucking website is that I feel no need to activate ”reader mode” just to make the site bearable. Basic HTML is perfect as it is.

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          Holy crap, motherfucking website is beast! I love how simple and straight forward it is. Reminds me of the 90s before ad placement took over the entire internet.

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          I built my own blog that way. All static generated, no JavaScript, no cookies, just enough CSS to get a nice dark mode look. Loads in 0.3 seconds on a modern connection, or around 10 seconds if you’re on a shitty 2G connection. 370KB load, and about 270KB of that is a picture on a post that could be slimmed down if it used something more modern than jpeg compression.

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        This is my new favorite website, thank you

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          Hold on to your hat

          http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/

          and, you guessed it,

          https://thebestmotherfucking.website/

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            https://perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com/

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            IMO, the original is the best one. I think all variations are just over designed. HTML default settings aren’t that bad.

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              Na, dark mode rules, the best o e was thebestmotherfuckingwebsite, it even had colors

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        “Good design is as little design as possible.”
        - some German motherfucker

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        Oh my beloved motherfucking website author, I do in fact remember when websites were good, it was about 15 or 20 years ago… Sob (maybe more depending on who you ask)

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