Someone stole the House from Up and its flying away. A phone call is made to to a proposal for marriage, they said no, so the person went to Anarctica to play baseball with penguins. The person lost the game so the penguins killed the person. The End.
(Oh fuck I just lost the game because I thought of those words)
🏠🔺☎️💍 🏏🐧☠️
You heard your home phone ring, so you beat a penguin to death with a cricket bat
Considering your username, I trust this interpretation
Porn really has given people the wrong idea about fisting
It’s intimate and romantic, it takes so much trust, communication and care, it can’t be rushed
Porn tends to depict it as violent and demeaning, and it breaks my heart
Someone stole the House from Up and its flying away. A phone call is made to to a proposal for marriage, they said no, so the person went to Anarctica to play baseball with penguins. The person lost the game so the penguins killed the person. The End.
(Oh fuck I just lost the game because I thought of those words)