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    HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days ago

    All my homies hate microplastics

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    All my homies hate microplastics

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    HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days ago
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    • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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      Bikes get a pass tho

      • f314@lemmy.world
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        Why not both?

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          “He was hit by a train. Unavoidable, really.”

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            “Fortunately, it was only powered by pedal.”

      • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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        pussy

        • DogWater@lemmy.world
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          That’s a lot of talk coming from someone who likes boats. Like honestly…water sloshing? No thank you

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            i’m not bragging, but i know where to put my tongue in the canoe…

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      I was just at the hometown of the Michelin tire and they’re so proud that their metro and tram lines all use rubber tires. It certainly did not make the ride any quieter or smoother.

      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        Montreal’s metro uses rubber tires

      • daw@feddit.org
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        Metro Sur pneumatique i believe it’s called for anyone intrigued

    • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    • thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I like trains

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        So does your mom.

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          zing

    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      But where are you going to get your daily dose of

      S T Y R E N E

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        From Polly, duh. She’s got the goods.

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      I may be greasing the wheels in a noisy factory 
      I may be hunched over metal machines 
      Watching the gears as they move just reminds me of bodies in motion

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      “Fun thing to say to spice up the bedroom”

      *Pretty sure you shouldn’t be using rubber and should be using silicone so the joke doesn’t quite work but shhhh

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        Fun fact: there are plenty of stainless steel sex toys of all shapes and sizes, and a rubber is another name for a condom, so the joke works!

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Please insert girder.

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      That’s why cars in the future will fly. Less micro plastic waste. Even if they floated just above the road.

      Also the Jetsons live in the sky because the land has been destroyed and the air below isn`t breathable.

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      Draw steel?

    • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world
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      I just carried a section of one of the right side tracks yesterday. It was a part of the San Fancisco Cable Car Chinatown line at one point. So fuckin heavy.

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