You can’t bark here mate!
Get this monster off the streets
Are those roll cage bars at the back, in case the front mouth lunges open too much and flips the car?
Sir! Do not drive with your bonnet up, it is very dangerous!
Someone should invent a transparent bonnet that doubles as a windscreen when it’s up
Build in Wolfsburg
Ein WolfsWagen, if you like.
c/battlewagons
Manufactured in Wolfsburg, Deutschland.
That is clearly an alligator car and you can’t convince me otherwise.
But whiskers!
Those are curb feelers, so you don’t scratch that custom paint
The alligator is wearing them as an accessory, like one would cat-ears.
How do you explain the eyes then?
Glasses.
How do you explain the tires?
Most wolves have tires
OK, you managed to explain yourself out of this one, but I got my sus about you!
Did he just do a sick jump? His rear wheels are off the ground…
*Richard Scary vehicle
