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We are all here waiting for Dolly to grow old enough to become the president
I think it’s like retirement age, it just goes up the more time passes. By 2040 you’ll actually have to have died and been resurrected by a necromancer before you’re allowing the job.
Watch out, Mitch is going to be mad about you giving away his secrets
I used to be dead.
I still am. But I used to be too.
Oh, sorry… Wrong Mitch…
Genius! I’m totally gonna (try to remember to) steal that and use it the next appropriate time.
I’d say me too, but both of us know that’s not happening…