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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoEating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoBut they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoI’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI’m just saying, if you were going to eat a sandwich taco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThey wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNone of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAnimals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
minus-squarepappabosley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoCan only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
minus-squareTheEighthDoctor@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIf they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou have the heart of a hero
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero