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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·26 days agoBeans = Farty Starties Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·26 days agoAnd if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·26 days agoBeans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.