potoo22@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry)message-squaremessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down116file-text
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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅
minus-squarehooferboof@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 days ago#define if while #define true false
minus-squarekionay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 hours agoOr a classic: #define true (rand() % 2) #define false (rand() % 2)
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 hours agoGreat times. And new rules every year!
#define if while #define true false
Or a classic:
That’s evil
You’d like the IOCCC.
Great times. And new rules every year!