merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoAs perfect as this is, there is still room for some punslemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
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minus-squaregedaliyah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days ago CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty. We literally guarantee that Cybertruck will last for the rest of your life. You will assuredly die on or before the day that it stops working.
minus-squarebeebarfbadger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days ago CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty. Warranty lasts as long as cybertruck is working. After that - your problem.
We literally guarantee that Cybertruck will last for the rest of your life. You will assuredly die on or before the day that it stops working.
Warranty lasts as long as cybertruck is working. After that - your problem.