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    paequ2@lemmy.today to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

    Don't do it

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    Don't do it

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    paequ2@lemmy.today to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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    • psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Untitled Goose Game: Goose holding knife. “Peace was never an option”

    • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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      My phone autocorrects normal words to curse words.

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      Worse when I mean to type ‘duck’ in a family chat and it autocorrect to ‘fuck’.

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      Tip: if you disable the swear word filter in your phone’s keyboard app this won’t happen

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      My phone auto corrects “kill” i was quoting a movie and it was correcting me. Same with “nazi” or “suicide”. Who is this helping? What is being gained by auto correcting those words?

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      “The next fool that opens their mouth gets the butter knife!”

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      One of my proudest moments was when i got my phone to start autoreccomeding fuck and motherfucker a few years ago

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      This really quacked me up.

    • fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      My phone autocorrects “shit” to “this” most annoying shit possible lmao

    • Spider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Don’t duck with me, duck after me

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