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minus-squareDaMonsterKnees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoFriend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that
minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-29 months agoNaming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences. After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoHowever, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoThat’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoHas anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
minus-squareSynapse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoYou cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoImma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.
Friend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that
Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.
Imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.