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    Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

    Soup of the day

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    Soup of the day

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    Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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      9 months ago

      Friend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that

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        Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

        After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

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          However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.

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            That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.

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          Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

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        You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

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        Imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

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