101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoJD Vancefeddit.orgimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down12file-text
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minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-24 days agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.