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    coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    someone tell Luigi about this

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    someone tell Luigi about this

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    coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    • Denjin@lemmings.world
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      loudener

      Simpsons did it

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        I’m glad you beat me to it. Outstanding bit.

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          y’all forgot

          can’t forget it. i like the sound of it.

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        This is an actual product:

        They’re called “Blast Diverters” or “Blast Projectors”, and they’re technically a safety device that directs the sound waves from gunfire downrange, reducing the impact on the user’s ears without falling afoul of the restrictions on suppressors.

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      Blamophone

    • ☼ Pero ►◘@lemm.ee
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      This is how you kill multiple people with a single pistol shot: you put the loudencer and shoot the guy you shooting, but you also kill two guys around him from the sheer shock

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      The keeptherentlowificator

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      Actually, something that focused the report forward in a narrow wave would be super useful.

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        That exists as a product you can buy. They call them “Blast Diverters” or “Blast Projectors”:

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      Got the attachment for shooting down police helicopters?

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        Everybody printing guns, so yawn Wake me up when they printing anti air missiles

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          “Anti air missile! anti air missile! Well Lah di dah Mr French man”

          “well what do you call it”

          “a sky hole”

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      Just aim it in the general direction of your target and if you don’t hit them at least you’ll permanently damage their hearing

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      Handheld Blunderbuss.

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        As opposed to the horse mounted blunderbuss?

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      (Suppressed shotgun joins the chat)

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      But I’m angry now

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