• SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    Nah dude you’re right. I have mine disabled and nuked as best as possible on my phone. I have no nest. No Google assistance puck. No Alexa. My home is not a smart home. There is a gun and a bottle of wild turkey next to my printer, and sometimes I make threats to it to ensure all my machines stay in line.

    • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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      14 hours ago

      There is a gun and a bottle of wild turkey next to my printer

      I wouldn’t leave a gun in the printer’s reach. The fucking thing will murder you in your sleep. Those things are the work of the devil and every day they continue to exist is a day too long.