LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoAnon's strict momlemmy.mlimagemessage-square179fedilinkarrow-up1534arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up1486arrow-down1imageAnon's strict momlemmy.mlLifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square179fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up61·1 month agoWhy not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up61·edit-21 month agoI like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
Mom uses
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