• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    I’m here rallying against the other woke agenda.

    How dare people expect me to have less than 12 hours of sleep?! Have they seen my bed? Have they felt it?? Most certainly not!
    Eat a brownie and have a nap! The man has no jurisdiction under these comfy covers!!!

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      How dare people expect me to have less than 12 hours of sleep?!

      People, hell. My dogs expect me to give them treats by 6 am regardless of how I feel about it. It was more like 4:45 today.

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      5 days ago

      Unfortunately I just can’t relate to this. I got a new mattress, which is great, but now my pillows are ever so slightly too short or too soft. Do you have any recommendations?