Just travelled through Chile. All bus schedules in the south are exclusively on Facebook and Instagram, and literally the only way to book a ticket is Whatsapp.
I wish I was exaggerating.

I’m not gay, but I usually don’t last longer than a few minutes when I’m penetrating.
Made sex suck for a long time, until I realized I’m doing it wrong.
Now, instead of stressing out about how long I last, I just make sure my partner is satisfied before I even enter.

Let’s not kid ourselves.
It’s a Hitler salute with just enough variation thrown in for “plausible” deniability.

The vast majority of people live on the northern hemisphere, and the seasons have probably the biggest impact on when people are born the most.

Assuming equal amount of people was born each other day

That’s a pretty big assumption.

Democracy is transphobic. Democracy is putting the majority in control of the minority

That’s not what democracy means. It isn’t a democracy if it doesn’t protect minorities.
And it isn’t a democracy if the majority can rule without rules.
A democracy has very, very tight limits on the power the majority can exert, and very strong protections in place for minorities.
Without those aspects, it’s just mob rule.

Telegram can read all your actual conversations (since almost no one uses encryption on it).
It’s run using a complex web of shell companies in various countries like the British Virgin Islands, Dubai and a lot of others.
They say they don’t sell your data, but it is a for-profit organisation and no one can really know what they do.

Telegram is actually worse for privacy and security than Whatsapp.

In a cold climate, those who preferred “every man for himself” died a long time ago.

Imagine someone wants to defend their rights in court against a company that wronged them.
But the company has the resources to publish AI-generated child porn featuring that person everywhere.
And that would be legal.

No, “traditionally” it’s picked for them right after birth.
Any surplus parts are cut off, problem solved.

Just a reminder that you can play AAA titles until you die and never pay more than $15 per game, if you wait for a couple years and a sale.

Generally, if you know the meaning of all words, and the grammar is correct, you should be able to read and understand it.
Most of the time the problem is that you don’t know the meaning of all words.
Even if you know one possible meaning of every word in the sentence, words can have multiple meanings and you’re probably unaware of that which the author meant.

I have a bottle of gin I distilled myself using botanicals that only grow in Patagonia.
And a set of early modern period plate armor.

It’s DNA from bacteria that live inside you.

Back then nature was still intact, so they could just pick them from a mortar and pestle tree.

Hehe, splooch the gooch!

The entire purpose is to leave established and well-defined government positions unstaffed while creating new meaningless ones for your buddies.
Then your posse has whatever power you feel like that day with absolutely no oversight.

Stallone played an American domestic terrorist, Jon Voight played Adolf Hitler, and Mel Gibson directed a movie that bastardized the story of Jesus.
Seems fitting.

Democrats when they win 60-40: we still have to bend over for right-wingers to bring the country together!
Democrats when they lose 49-51: Oh well, the people have spoken, nothing we can do!