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That dog drives a brown 1990s hatchback car with a missing back bumper.

Funko: We would like to apologise for being caught in the act, we will strive to better hide our asshole tactics next time, the person responsible for us getting caught has been reprimanded with 2 weeks paid time off.

If you’re elected prime Minister, then the world has officially ended so do what you want you dickless fuckhead.

Your Nan’s sisters granddaughter

Well, love is a battlefield.

One of the Scottish ones.

Nah, there’s no way the national grid could handle that much electricity being generated at once.

Some hipster in the back row: The old one had better acoustics.

Nah I blame you for this.

But this is my regulated breathing minute!

Warhammer.

The McRib doesn’t need advertising.

I constantly come back to jokes or funny things I’ve written on Lemmy just to laugh at my stupid joke again.

Only humourless people don’t laugh at their own jokes.

Reddit made me constantly angry, then the API thing forced me on their app which made me angrier.

Lemmy makes me feel good and the app I use fits my needs near perfectly.

This is a pretty decent group of weirdos we got here.

If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

Hey you guys seem good at solving things, could you help us with this?

Tiktok sleuths: Nope, Fuck him!

You gotta weigh the decision, on one hand he shot and killed one person, on the other hand the dude he killed was allowing sick people to die unnecessary deaths so he could get his bonus.

So it’s a big old fat no from me, that’s a greater good scenario.

There’s a photo where he kinda looks like a young Joe Rogan.

CEO murdered… Yep, that’s all we need.