Because viruses are slow, and giant robots with 2 pilots at once that use boats as swords are cool

Journal bearings have their uses, but sometimes you need to manage thrust or torsion forces

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaal

3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he’s great

Big Balls

Funny, since there is no AI in BattleTech AKA MechWarrior

Reconciliation is a process, which applies to budget bills like this one. It’s also the reason the Senate Parliamentarian got involved, some of the shit they tried to pull doesn’t count as budget related

Not included: Yoko Ono

Isn’t that Duke Nukem?

Heatsink? Nah, 0 heatsinks 0 armor 11 C-ER PPCs

From random taxpayers to lawyers?

As evidenced by the other golden boy of the Party dropping that exact bomb, and nobody cared

What race? Thorium isn’t much more than an internet meme. Wikipedia has an entire section on the disadvantages, such as: hard to start up, hard to keep operational, and if it shuts down the whole core becomes a solid block of metal. There’s a reason the US stopped caring in the 60s.

57% chance of thunderstorms

Go, unreasonably buff bird!

I know this one, you have to stick it with a plasma nade in the back after it charges. Watch out for the fuel rod gun though

Do it, or are you a chicken?

And everyone hates THAC0s

About to get launched at a Russian bomber

Remember everything you just said when you hit act 3.