You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢

Try before you die (and die you will 🤢🤮😵😉)

His wife wanted to get rid of that farking this. 😏

“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌

Thanks. ☺️

Pfff. Try getting that done in 20 minutes. 😮‍💨

But if ‘getting stuck in large kitchen appliances’ is your thing, check these out:

• This stepsis horror story
• This oldie filled with cliches

True. So true. I got so many dumb ideas left in my idea files. 😁

Are we talking about DⴲGMA? Love that movie. 😎

Wasn’t jesus black? (Sorry, never read the book)

Drowned from an overflowing toilet.

Head first

Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆

For a shitload of lithium. 👨🏻‍🚀💵🤑

Also better than dying at the end of a long shit at work. 😜

Yessss. That would be great! 🙌

I love Terry Pratchett.

And that’s how they getcha. 🫵🥸

Yep. Apparently they don’t like comics for ages over 12. 🙄

From my custard gusher, yes. 😏🤜💦

How about “seepage”? 🤢🤮😮‍💨