There can be only one CaptPretentious.

While I hate Trump as much as the next guy, this has been brewing for literal decades. And of course Trump is making a serious catastrophe worse too.

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That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

In nomine patris lustra

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

True.

Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he’s stupid as fuck. He’s going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait… there are none. Cowards.

Did you ever play Rainbow Unicorn Attack?

This is FANTASTIC. You just invented your own industry.

I really like manchego…

My glow in the dark butt plug is always there for me in the dark.

Clever girl

And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.