• WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
    15·
    2 months ago

    I can’t help but wonder why he wouldn’t simply answer his classmate and end this debacle. “No, I don’t have a loose asshole, it’s of average diameter and depth, but I appreciate that you took the time to ask.” What a weird hill to die on.

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
    10·
    2 months ago

    I swear to god I can relate to this. Middle school years in the 2000s was the worst. People really got made fun of for shitting in school.

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
      7·
      2 months ago

      I went to middle school and highschool in the 90s and this all seems very strange to me lol I know I just have taken a shit at school sometimes during that time and I don’t recall it ever being a matter of public ridicule… Everybody’s gotta shit sometimes!

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
    7·
    2 months ago

    there is only eternal blackness

    Clearly OP decided to end his story by telling us the sort of content he enjoys cranking it to.