I smuggled a whole pan of brownies once. I barely even tried to hide it, but nobody asked about the weirdly square bulge on my stomach. They don’t care.
Nobody at amc/regal is payed enough to care
Last time I walked in with a big Burger King cup and a bag with cheeseburgers
My wife and I smuggle candy and booze in to the theaters all the time. Theaters are so understaffed and mostly by teenagers and they dont give a fuck what we’re doing.
They won’t let you smuggle and use a popcorn machine though, they have limits.
I bring my water bottle to theaters and nobody gives a flying fuck. 98% of the time it is water but every now and then I do bring an alcoholic beverage and nobody ever bothers checking to make sure it’s only water
99% of theatre staff are teens, the managers are like 20. As a fellow teen they used to intimidate me, now I walk in with a backpack full of snacks and they don’t even bother to ask to look in the bag anymore.
P.s. any place that doesn’t allow outside food, just tell them you have a special diet/religious diet/kosher/hallal and they can’t do anything but wave you through with your food
She’s going undercover at the Kwik-E-Mart
I’m more a spaghetti-in-the-purse fan myself.
I wear a snow jacket which I hollow out and fill with chili cheese dogs, then I abandon it in the bathroom trash can. It would actually be cheaper just to buy the hot dog and the nachos, but it’s the challenge that motivates me.
Why not just a bag of spag?
A ten-gallon hat on a one-quart head.
