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Sadly Mr. Japan died in April.
I don’t have enough alcohol to survive to the next election
I remember when George W. Bush was grilled on the names of world leaders at the time and he flunked it hard… but even he wouldn’t have made something as stupid as Mr. Japan…
Who is Trump? Is that the same person as Mr. Orange, aka Oraanutan-san?
Tbf who can keep up with the names when its a revolving door of boring lackeys.
At least he didn’t say Mr Roboto ?..
N-nihongo jozu??
Excuse me, his name is Nihon-san
Of course, the prime minister of Japan: John Japan
Me, myself, I call him Jj
And he has some unusual things happen. There is a show about that called JJ’s somewhat unusual adventures.
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He’s big in Japan
He’s got the whole damn nation on their knees.
I will give trump one thing, the comedic moments you get out of him like this
I used to feel that way, but Trump has done so much damage he’s just not fucking funny anymore, and I wish people would stop generating all the noise to point out how stupid he is. We know, and by now it’s WAAAY past funny.
I love Donald’s speeches. They’re the most tragic things I’ve ever heard …too bad he’s not one of those things you put 50p in at a fair.
Mr. Japan sounds like a pro wrestler in an NES game
http://mrjapan.jp/images/2023/13_2023b.jpg
NGL their prime minister is cute
I think I’m gay now. I was already bi, but he may have tipped me.
My brain instantly went to vow tipping, and now I can only imagine him sneaking up on you in a field, tipping you over, and you suddenly becoming gay.
Damn wtf
I can’t tell if this is real or not. Not my president so I don’t keep up with everything he does
Hid did call apple CEO “Tim Apple”.
It’s hilarious but it shouldn’t. I didn’t know
Thanks for the source. After watching the video, the “Mr. Japan” bit was honestly much less noteworthy than the completely incoherent rambling about sending letters to countries congratulating them on the privilege of being able to “shop in the USA”. He just kept repeating that and then naming random percentages. It felt like I was having a stroke trying to understand what he was even trying to say.
Have y’all seen the clip where a reporter at alligator aushwitz asks him how long detainees will be held there, and he doesn’t understand the question, gets it repeated, and then still doesn’t understand so starts rambling about how much he loves Florida and will be there as long as he can. He also takes the opportunity to say the oval office wasn’t well cared for, but he’s cleaned up and made it a “beautiful diamond”.
This. Also, he apparently still doesn’t understand how tarifs work. Is he still under the impression the country he puts the tarifs on pays them and not the company who imports from them?
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100% real. I heard the interview myself.
Not my president
Sorry but he is totally your president. You can’t be in favor of the democratic process of elections and then distance yourself from the outcome.
You as a nation voted for Trump. He’s your president. You own the consequences along with all Americans.
I don’t keep up with everything he does
You should, if only to know when the ICE Gestapo might come knocking at your door or when it’s time to flee because it’s too dangerous to stay in the US.
Fair play, this is top quality confidently incorrect material.
I don’t live in America, I never had American citizenship, nor family or relatives or any responsibility to vote in your mess guys. Still my president you say?
Not initial replier, but I too immediately assumed you were an American who didn’t vote for him.
Likely because of all the, people, we had running around Canada for five or so years saying “Trudeau isn’t my Prime Minister!”, amongst other more colourful anti-Trudeau slogans.
Accept our lard and savior, he is everyone’s dicta… I mean president. Join us, it’s definitely not a cult.
Username checks out.
Amerikkka isn’t a democracy and, despite what Amerikkkans might believe, non-Amerikkkans exist
Happy Marie Antoinette day
Thanks comrade :)
There are people on the Internet who aren’t Americans fyi lmao
Are you sure about that?
“You mess with Michael Bay and you mess with America. I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning.”
“But this is Japan!”
“Every country in the world belongs to America”
Not everyone here is living in the US. Trump is only president of the USA as far as I know.
I thought so too, I’d be upset if he became president of the world
Most people who say “Not my president” are Americans who feel ashamed. Nobody else in the world feels the need to say that because they have no reason to be ashamed.
No, were ashamed that our species is collectively capable of voting for a guy like him. We’d love to point a finger at Americans and imitate Nelson with a “Ha Ha!” of pure Schadenfreude (and maybe even a meme of “That’s the worst president they’ve elected in the history of their nation! - That’s the worst president they’ve elected in the history of their nation so far!” or watch from the distance saying “He’s about to do something stupid”)
But honestly, we just can’t laught at Americans while they’re not only affecting and destroying their lifes but also try to drag down as many others world wide as you can.
Relevant username
I’ll have you know my president is a proud bootlicker of Amerikkkans and the Amerikkkan world order, but he is NOT Trump, tyvm.
Now I’m just sitting here waiting for a reply along the lines of:
No, he’s not my president - I’m from Europe/Asia/Africa/South America
And it happened of course lol
Not my president.
I’m a kremlin agent
We did NOT vote for Trump, they cheated, and we ALL know it. He is an illegitimate leader, and should be removed from power in any way necessary.
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen. The Republicans didn’t need to cheat! Fucking acknowledge that the Democrats were willing patsies in getting Trump a second term, same as for the first. They could easily win elections by moving their politics even slightly left, but prefer to lobby exclusively for the votes of the seven undecided enlightened centrists in the country, then blame anyone left of those imaginary dudes when they inevitably lose.
There is no such thing as the Republican Party. It is 100% dead, and replaced by the MAGA Party. The Republicans may not have cheated, but cheating and corruption is the MAGA brand, and they can’t help themselves.
Even if every poll showed MAGA winning by 30 points, they’d STILL cheat, because they wouldn’t know how to NOT cheat.