Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
I’ve seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like
I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt
butt plug
Mom please
mommy? is that you?
are you my mommy?
Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.
Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.
Maybe I can keep riding trains until most of them have died from exhaustion.
who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here
Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich
Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
Some can
Some do
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle
I guess I’m going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.
Feral hogs
First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.
Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
What I can’t see can’t hurt me
Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.
