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    Rose56@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

    Can I come in guys?

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    Can I come in guys?

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    Rose56@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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    • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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      when my wife does this to me, i say “yes” and do what i was asking.

      #NotAVampire

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        tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

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      Remember, when a vampire invokes yourHouse.requestEntry(), return false.

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      As a language nerd and pedant, I love this.

    • dogerwaul@pawb.social
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      you can come in whoever you want

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      “Can” works fine of you are asking if you are able rather than for permission. But, words don’t exist anyway.

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        In a way the vampire is asking both if they’re able to and for permisson

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        Let’s go with OP’s title, where the vampire is asking if anyone’s up on grindr.

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      Well, in that case, how about you pay me that $10 you owe me?

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