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    The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
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    M to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

    The essence of comedy

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    The essence of comedy

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    The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
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    M to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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        Sounds like breakfast

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        Both of the major food groups!

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      Top Gear once featured the Penistone Technology center

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      …once again, thanks for your continued submissions that keep us through these dark times…

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        Always happy to do my part.

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        It’s crazy how Lemmy is still small enough that one user can have such massive cultural reach to tens of thousands of people just by posting a lot. The Picard Maneuver must be one of the, if not the most prolific Lemmy posters. I don’t even feel comfortable responding to their comment in this chain, like I’m not worthy of an audience with the Content King

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      Penis Ha & Maya Hi are a lovely couple.

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        Maya who?

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          Maya Ha-ha

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          Ha-Hi.

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      This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in my entire life.

      Ha!

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        Literally just opened this post to say those exact words.

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      I giggled like an idiot.

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      The pursuit of ha penis

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      Haus?

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        Hans

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          Actually, the full text is “Edward Penishands”, the porn parody of the Tim Burton movie after Batman

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            That is a very weird thing to dedicate a building to

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              Still a better name for a building than Trump Tower 🤷

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      …penis…ha…

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