Conservative shadow foreign secretary Dame Priti Patel has called on the UK government to back the US if it attacks Iran

Fuck off Priti Patel!

  • G4Z@feddit.uk
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    I know it’s not strictly relevant but back in the day on the other place in a thread about her somebody commented how attractive she was and that they wouldn’t mind her pissing on them and putting cigs out on their chest.

    Quick as a flash I replied ‘That’s funny because I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire’.

    Got a month ban. Fuck it’s nice to be able to say things on Lemmy and not worry about shit like that.

    Also, Fuck Pritti Patel.

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      That’s actually hilarious. If any mod has an issue with this, please trade in my goodwill to save my friend here.

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        I know, it’s possibly one of the best gags I’ve ever committed to text and I got banned for it and nobody got to read it.

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    If they’re dual nationals, strip them of their British passports. They’re colluding in genocide.

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    I was having a nice time forgetting that she ever existed. Presumably she was unhappy with no one paying attention to her so she had to say something. But if we don’t respond maybe she’ll go away.

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    Even though on the face of it this is a sensible suggestion, I object to it due to it coming from such a complete waste of oxygen

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      There is literally zero reason they couldn’t come back whenever they want, if they are still there now fuck them. If they haven’t got the common sense to get out of a war zone, when it’s perfectly possible for them to do that on their own, then frankly I think we should let natural selection take care of it.