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    ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

    "See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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    "See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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    ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    • NutWrench@lemmy.world
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      “Ketamine: Negative” lol.

    • Bravo@eviltoast.org
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      Does this mean that Musk’s address is stored on Fastest Lab’s servers?

      Edit: nvm I found his address

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      These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing

    • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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      There is an addendum:

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      Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won’t let him ruin ketamine for the children.

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      If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.

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      Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.

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      Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?

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        Fr is the crazy all natty

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        So he’s like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      Creatine: normal

      weak baby, gotta get GAINS

    • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?

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        I once saw someone try to say he didn’t inhale as a defense for him. What the fuck is wrong with people trying to defend this fucking nazi.

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        Do you think a person who smoked pot on a podcast is unable to pass a drug screening in the future?

        • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          No, and I didn’t say that.

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          No, but they aren’t drug free either. There is literally evidence for that.

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    • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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      Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.

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      How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      So we’re just supposed to believe that the richest man on earth can’t just make up a form, pay wm employee for clean urine, or just pay off the doctor

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      Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?

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        I think cannabis is the only one that would take longer than maybe 10-14 days (heavy use of ketamine would take a little longer than the usual few days).

      • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Please don’t make me actually answer this I swear to God

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          Your name isn’t Grok, now is it? :V

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            it actually is. he’s from a small european country, you wouldn’t know of it.

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